Foreskin Chips and other Important News


Foreskin Chips and other News

By CHICO REYES, Associated Press Writer

AUSTIN August 29, 2013

—-Foreskin Chips – The Food and Drug Administration and the Center for Disease Control made history when they cooperatively approved male foreskin to be used as an ingredient in chips.


Little Brown Girl


“Pan dulce, un dólar.”

My attention quickly diverted from meditating on my tacos al pastor to a little brown girl selling Mexican sweet bread. She reminded me of my niece when she was ten. She was a skinny brown tomboy whose head was a waterfall of black hair that flowed to her lower back.

Chicharrón Industry Set to Occupy Monsanto


By CHICO REYES, Associated Press Writer

AUSTIN April 17, 2012

The Food and Drug Administration announced today that it will participate in what the New York Times is saying will be the largest mass protest in the history of the United States. The protest, referred to as OccupyMonsanto, is aimed at bringing down the soy giant since they recently announced their soy version of chicharrónes called Soycharrónes. “The move will certainly compromise the FDA’s long standing relationship with Monsanto. It’s like witnessing a celeb marriage fall apart. Makes for great news.” said the Times.