‘¡Ajúa!’ to Replace ‘Om’ in Latino Yoga Circles?

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By CHICO REYES, Associated Press Writer

AUSTIN November 22, 2013

Egos are butting in the yoga community after yoga practitioner and Linguist at the prestigious linguisticPOZOLE Institute, Paco Reyes, discovered that the sound ¡Ajúa! invokes the same spiritual energy as the mantra Om used in yoga.

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Vicente Fernandez and Tequila better than Meditation?

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Vicente Fernandez and Tequila better than Meditation?

By CHICO REYES, Associated Press Writer

AUSTIN September 5, 2013

IMPORTANT: Watch the video before reading this groundbreaking study.

Artist: Vicente Fernandez, Song: Mujeres Divinas

Foreskin Chips and other Important News

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Foreskin Chips and other News

By CHICO REYES, Associated Press Writer

AUSTIN August 29, 2013

—-Foreskin Chips – The Food and Drug Administration and the Center for Disease Control made history when they cooperatively approved male foreskin to be used as an ingredient in chips.