i don’t dance james brown

our stepdad became james brown right before our eyes in the living room. it would normally be after returning home from sportsman inn, the bar next to the creek. Continue reading


New Urban Legend Involving A Gallo Has Tejanos Crapping their Calzones

By CHICO REYES, Associated Press Writer

AUSTIN August 4, 2014

WARNING: Readers are asked not to try this at home. Any calzones that are damaged as a result of this will not be replaced.

La Llorona and Bloody Mary may be feeling some competition throughout Latino communities in Texas as a new urban legend involving a rooster, called gallo in Spanish, is making headlines. The urban myth people are talking about has to do with Ramon Ayala’s lost song called El Gallo Copeton. Continue reading